Why am I covered in feathers?I bit a pillow, or two.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Love powers my heart and color powers my soul.
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.
And when the earth began to rumble and quake, as fear and frantic set in, he ran back inside the house past his wife and children, gathering all the valuables and things he thought of importance, and...
To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.