Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
My mom told me to do whatever I wanted to do and don't get too anxious about it.
I count my blessings as follows:1) I'm alive.2) Beauty is in the world all around me.3) I share my love with everyone and not just a select few.4) I give thanks to whoever made and created us no matte...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.
Lord, help us to choose humility over pride. Help us to choose love over our reputation. Help us to choose patience over making a point, and your Word over our feelings. Lord, help us to choose persev...
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
These examples and many others demonstrate an alarming trend whereby the privacy and dignity of our citizens is being whittled away by sometimes imperceptible steps. Taken individually, each step may...