I’m the Turtle, son. I made the universe, but please don’t blame me for it; I had a belly-ache.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.
He was no god, just an artist; and when an artist is a man, he needs a woman to create like a god.
I need to stop running back to you in my mind all the time.
Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
Most people do not realize that they are one car crash away from death.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The elegance under pressure is the result of fearlessness.
Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.