Ever since I saw you in that hallway, I've been completely fixated on getting you naked. Inappropriate as hell, but I can't fucking help it.
Success is hard, rewards are scant and the glory not always there.
We're going to be able to ask our computers to monitor things for us, and when certain conditions happen, are triggered, the computers will take certain actions and inform us after the fact.
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.
Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
I find no importance in showing others that I am happy; it's not important to me that they know or think that I am happy but what is important to me is that I am happy. I am interested in being happy,...
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Just because your heart is beating, doesn't mean you're alive.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
Failure to put the relationship on a slower timetable may result in an act that was never intended in the first place. Another important principle is to avoid the circumstances where compromise is lik...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.