I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?
Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".
If you could see your perfect image in the mirror it would remove all your fear.
A friend once said his father use to say "I don't want to be a millionaire I just want to live like one" if we could all be so lucky.
Is it just me or am I the only person that didn't receive an invitation to the Grand Ball so many call life?
When you're having a depressive surge painful memories can start to emerge.
I Love Spirituality it reminds me of the Old Quaker Oats Commercial. "Nothing is better for thee than me"!
In the beginning the Poets and Philosophers taught the world to see. Then after that any form of education was no longer free.
When you depart I'll blow you a Kiss take it to the Loved ones I already Miss.
Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.
If you want to find missing children put their photo's on Soda Cans, beer cans and cigarette packs and you'll increase the odds by millions some people are lactose in tolerate.
Some say God exists outside creation if in fact he did breath in Adams nostrils he became part of humanity and creation.
Maybe we should Create a 'Happy God Day' and make it the one day of the year you can't kill each other.
When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.
Watch an Ant, Watch the bees, feel wind move the leaves. Touch your smile above your chin from the glorious world we all live in.
If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.
I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything you do!
Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?