My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.
Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?
This has always bothered me. If "Change" is the only constant how can we have absolutes?
Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".
If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!
I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?
Energy defines life not flesh and blood. WE are infinite energies experiencing infinity. Through a finite aperture.
Over done forgotten gone now my troubles will move on.
Poverty is a dish best served with Potato Soup.
When you depart I'll blow you a Kiss take it to the Loved ones I already Miss.
When you try to cast doubt on the relationship of two true lovers.You'll find a bond that you'll never discover
If I wouldn't of spent so much time shooting spit wads at my English teacher I'd know how to punctuate good thing I normally write poetry.
I'd rather write poetry than watch TV it allows me to share the wide screen in me.
Some poems are written great, some poems are written swell. But then there are poems that could win a prize in Hell.
I have a book of poetry I believe many should read but in each verse you'll discover it wasn't written for greed.
I am an Author a person that plays with words that dance in the minds of others
Never judge a book by its "spine".
When I went to school every teacher had a BOARD of education.
If I used a higher percentage of my brain I wouldn't of had to ride on the short bus.
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