Sophie Kinsella Quotes

See how I stopped mid-sentence? I can do it too. When I don't necessarily want to reveal the exact thought I'm having.

Honestly, it’s so easy to get what you want from people if they think you’re a psycho.

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

How did I guess? From you . . . I mean, you look pregnant. No, I don’t! No one else has guessed! They must have. It’s completely obvious!

I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.

Honestly, do these people have nothing better to do than engage in stupid mindless speculation about people they don't know?

So I buy it. The most perfect little cardigan in the world. People will call me the Girl in the Gray Cardigan. I’ll be able to live in it. Really, it’s an investment.

If it's in the bin, it's public property.

So do I, you.

If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it.

If you can't be honest with your friends and colleagues and loved ones, then what is life all about?

If you're single, then I'm single? What's that supposed to be? Lyrics to a pop song?

Everyone keeps saying I’ll pick it up. But what if I don’t? I did algebra for threeyears, and I never picked that up.

I think I’ve finally worked out how to feel good about life. Every time you see someone’s bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do.

My aunt grows special rhubarb in dark sheds. They keep it dark and warm all winter and harvest it by candlelight and it’s the best stuff. She sells it for a fortune, btw.

Sweetheart, I know you think it'll be a cathartic experience and you'll say your piece and everyone will come away the wiser,' says Dad. 'But in real life that doesn't happen. I've confronted enough a...

That dream’s over, I say shortly. Partners don’t make fifty-million-quid mistakes.

In the end, you have to choose whether or not to trust someone.

The streak of bleach in my hair is as obvious as ever. Am I really going out in public like this? I push my hair backward and forward a few times - but I can't hide it. Maybe I could walk along with m...

It's a GIRL.It's a little girl, with scrunched-up petal lips and a tuft of dark hair and hands in tiny fits, up by her ears. All that time, that's who was in there. And it's weird, but the minute I sa...