No offense, but your mom is strange. She's a hit MILF, but totally off the wall.I take my hand back.Eww! Colin, you just called my mom a MILF! I'm completely grossed out!
My gaze travels to Alex’s hands. Those hands that are now busy measuring the right amount of silver nitrate and potassium chloride are the same ones that traced my lips intimately.Earth to Brittany.I...
My car rounds the corner, riding the path to the body shop. When I spot Alex leaning on his motorcycle waiting for me in the parking lot, my pulse skips a beat.Oh, boy. I’m in trouble.Gone is his ever...
Just FYI, Lenny says, his face still red from the nasty sunburn. I've got a shitload of condoms in my duffle. Front pocket.For what?Listen if you don't know what condoms are for I'm not gonna teach yo...
Julian, sometimes girls are like junk food. They look good, and they sure taste good… but you know they're not healthy for you and cause cavities so it's better to just leave 'em alone. Got me?
It's cool in the basement, so I pull the blanket up to my chest. Caleb slides in beside me, and I feel his bare legs against mine. You're shivering, he says, his voice a low whisper.I'm a little cold....
It'll be impossible to protect Brittany for the rest of her life from all the other guys who want to be near her, to see her as I've seen her. Touch her as I've touch her. Man, I never want to let her...
It would be cool if god gave every a do over day and you could yell, do over! and the day would start new. This would definitely qualify for a DOD.
It reminds me of myself - seemingly perfect on the outside but inside is all a mush.
Is anyone human actually normal? I'm beginning to think being normal is actually abnormal.
Inside the club, Alex immediately heads for the dance floor with me. I ignore the gawking stares from Fairfield students from my side of town as I pull Alex close to me and we move as one to the beat....
If you’ve got a problem with me smokin’, tell me.Okay, I’ve got a problem with you smoking, I tell him.Why didn’t you just say so? he says, then smashes it into the car’s ashtray.I can’t believe you a...
I've spent so much time avoiding arguments and smoothing relationships with the people around me, this confrontation is painful.
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when she walked in on you two.Thanks for your compassion, I say dryly. I’m hanging up now.No! I’m sorry for laughing. It’s just that the more we talk, the mo...
I wonder if I should back off from our friendship sometimes, to make sure she's kept at arm's length.
I want a one hundred percent guarantee that they’ll all be fine. Itell Mrs. Garcia.She pats my knee. Unfortunately, there are no guarantees in life.
I sit on the bathroom floor, wiping my eyes with toilet paper and doing my best to cover my nose.A loud knock interrupts my crying fit. Brittany, you in there? Alex’s voice comes through the door.No.P...
I guess we're all a bunch of mismatched couples - that actually fit
I follow her, my black shirt open and flying in the wind behind me like a vampire’s cape. Either that or the grim reaper’s.
I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror on the opposite wall. I absently run my fingers through my hair. You’re always doin’ that.Doing what?Fixin’ your hair or makeup.So, what’s wrong with trying t...