You, my friend, are so good at lying to yourself you're actually starting to believe the bullshit coming out of your mouth
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and a cashier and a stock clerk at WalMart. We were not people of financial means in terms of signif...
6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:1. Stop stressing2. Stop worrying3. Give rest to the problems weighing you down4. Lighten up5. Forgive yourself6. Forgive others
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they're interes...
If I wanna die I may be awesome that I fear nothing. So I can do anything in this earth. Cause I am about to die. And If I start to do anything in this earth, the worst can be, I will die. This is the...
Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.