Simone Elkeles Quote

My dad called the cops and told them I stole his car.I roll my eyes. Your old man put you in this hellhole? On purpose?He thought it would teach me a lesson.Yeah, I say. The lesson is that your old man’s an asshole. The dad should have taught his son how to dress better instead.My mom’ll bail me out.You sure?White Guy straightens. She’s a lawyer, and my dad’s done this before. A few times. I think to piss off my mom and get her attention. They’re divorced.I shake my head. White people.

Simone Elkeles

My dad called the cops and told them I stole his car.I roll my eyes. Your old man put you in this hellhole? On purpose?He thought it would teach me a lesson.Yeah, I say. The lesson is that your old man’s an asshole. The dad should have taught his son how to dress better instead.My mom’ll bail me out.You sure?White Guy straightens. She’s a lawyer, and my dad’s done this before. A few times. I think to piss off my mom and get her attention. They’re divorced.I shake my head. White people.

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