If it makes you feel any better Tory, they were just as bad when Mia was born. At least you don’t have Sin, Kish, and Damien running around, trying to boil water for no other reason than that’s what s...
I would never have written it without you. (Erin)And I would never have lived without you. (V'Aiden)
I would have bought you some more, but since they didn’t have tags in them, I didn’t know what size to buy. (Sunshine)Great. I live to be stuck in strange places, naked. (Talon)
I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)
I will not work with a slave as an equal nor will I share a servant with him. (Valerius)Trust me, boy, we’re not equal. You’re so far beneath me that I would sooner sit in shit than let you wipe my as...
I will fear no evil for I am the baddest beast in the land. (Nick)
I was the Sumerian god of fertility. You know what that means, don’t you? (Sin)You have a lot of penis envy over the other fertility gods? Don’t worry. I won’t tell the other gods about your small pen...
I want you to show him to Zeth and the rest of the Olympian dogs who fight for us. (Noir)Anything else, Master? Lick your boots? Wipe your ass? (Asmodeus)
I think that may be the first time since you hit puberty you’ve let a beautiful woman get away unmolested. (Cruel)Yeah, well, Lila’s a ubiquitous slut. Someone should paint an X on her back and mark i...
I think it's great that they can come in and suck us dry. Remind me to leave my window unlatched tonight. Day. Night. Whatever. Cone steal my soul, you worthless bastards. I'm open like a twenty-four-...
I tend to watch silently from the shadows. You learn a lot more that way.
I take it you didn’t get the permits...again. (Brian)What was your first clue? (Geary)Oh, I don’t know. That stomping stance as you walked down the street, clenching and unclenching your fists like yo...
I swear you’re a woman. (Devyn)I would respond to that, but I don’t want to distract you while you’re attempting to drive and I’m dependent on you for my life. (Sway)
I suggest you leave. Now. (Nykyrian)(The would-be attackers flee.)Had you said ‘boo,’ I think they would have wet themselves. (Kiara)
I should probably warn you that I’m not real big on fairness and I have a below-zero tolerance on most things. Do your job. Do it right and we won’t have any problems. Fuck up and I’ll most likely kil...
I love you, I love you, I love you! And if you ever die on me again, I'll kill you so dead! (Tabitha)
I love you, Devyn Wade Kell, with everything inside me. But it’s okay if you don’t feel the same. I know I’m just a piece of trash in your world, and I don’t expect you to share my feelings. (Alix)Don...
I like that Zarek. He quality people! He even gave me a can opener so I don’t have to use my fangs. I like that. Metal is hard on the teeth. Pork and beans popsicle. Yummy! My favorite! (Simi)
I just wanted Kerry to notice me. (Geek Human)For the record, kid, summoning a demon to kidnap her, not the best way to meet a woman. It usually backfires on you. (Jericho)
I just love to put a hurt on evil things. (Katra)