“ If she’s so important, why aren’t you here guarding her? (Wulf)Mostly because this ain’t Buffy and there’s not one single Hellmouth to guard. I’m up to my armpits in Armageddon down here in New Orlean… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ If it makes you feel better, I’m not happy with the way all this went down any more than you are. But sometimes things have to go wrong in order to go right. (Acheron) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ If it makes you feel any better Tory, they were just as bad when Mia was born. At least you don’t have Sin, Kish, and Damien running around, trying to boil water for no other reason than that’s what s… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger. Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ If Sasha’s threatened, Astrid’s upset. If Astrid’s upset, I’m going to kill whatever’s upsetting her until she’s happy again. (Zarek) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ If I hear ‘Karma Chameleon’ one more time, I swear I’m going to find Boy George and make him eat Jesse’s record. What does red, gold, and green have to do with anything anyway? (Gloria) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ If Apollo caught sight of him outside or near a window during the light of day, Talon would be nothing more than a strip of fried bacon on the sidewalk. Extra-crispy Celt didn’t appeal to him in the l… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I'm not human, Ms. Deveraux. In case you haven't noticed, I'm one of the damned. (Valerius) Baby, open your eyes and look around. We're all damned in one way or another. But damned is a far cry from d… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I'msorry, he breathed. You're just extremely irresistible.Strange,men have been resisting me for years. Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I won’t die like this again. (Zarek)Backbone. How I love it. But not as much as I love sucking the marrow from it. (Thanatos) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I think they’re having trouble adjusting to the emotions they have outside of their dreams. At any rate, they keep acting like demented teenagers from a porno version of a John Hughes film. (Asmodeus) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I think it's great that they can come in and suck us dry. Remind me to leave my window unlatched tonight. Day. Night. Whatever. Cone steal my soul, you worthless bastards. I'm open like a twenty-four-… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I swear you’re a woman. (Devyn)I would respond to that, but I don’t want to distract you while you’re attempting to drive and I’m dependent on you for my life. (Sway) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living o… Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I love you, I love you, I love you! And if you ever die on me again, I'll kill you so dead! (Tabitha) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I know better than to get in between three women arguing. If you’ll remember, the whole Trojan War started over that. (Wulf) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I just wanted Kerry to notice me. (Geek Human)For the record, kid, summoning a demon to kidnap her, not the best way to meet a woman. It usually backfires on you. (Jericho) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ I have much to teach you. Come and learn the art of war from the one who invented it. (Takeshi) Sherrilyn Kenyon
