Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
Lady, right now you could tell me to throw myself under a bus to make you happy, and I’d oblige you. (Xypher)
It's easy to look at people and make quick judgements about them, their present and their pasts, but you'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides. what a person shows to the world is onl...
I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba)I’m a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick)
But it’s like Cherise says, the hardest ones to love are always the ones who need it most. (Aimee)
Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine)What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)
Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar)It’s an honorable profession. (Takeshi)Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar)
You owe me this. You made me get rid of my assassin and now I have no control over those creatures that—That you created, he added, interrupting her angry tirade. Don't forget the important part here....
You have no idea how to comfort anyone, do you? (Astrid)In case you haven’t noticed, princess, social skills aren’t my forte. Hell, you’re lucky I’m housebroke. (Zarek)
You got guts taking that tone with me. (Nykyrian)What you gonna do, oh great wounded one? I’m the one with the injector. (Syn)
You do what you have to do or a bigger demon eats out your liver and uses your spine to pick its teeth. (Caleb)
The wealth of a soul is measured by how much it can feel... its poverty by how little.
The dead won’t hurt you, Shahara. Only the living can do that. (Syn)
So, how do you kill a dragon? (Channon)With a very sharp sword. (Sebastian)
Return with your shield, or upon it.’ (Julian's stepmother)
Looks like I missed a party. Good. I wasn’t really in the mood to off demons this evening. Haven’t had my coffee yet. (Jared)You drink coffee? (Stryker)No, but it was my pathetic attempt at humor. (Ja...
Kindness is a rotten fruit that poisons anyone who partakes of it. Throw it in the face of your enemies and let it ruin them instead.
I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you (Darion)
He said he–meaning you–had been addicted to this drug he fed Sunshine. Getting anything that personal out of you is like removing a tooth from a lion without a tranquilizer. (Talon)
Dear Son, I would call you by name, but I’m waiting for your mother to decide. I only hope she is joking when she calls you Albert Dalbert. For weeks now I have watched your mother zealously gather h...