At least it was never dull, my darling. And you will be remembered long after we've all turned to dust. But so will I.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
One love, one heart, one destiny.
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.
Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.
You may delay, but time will not.
Every challenge, every adversity, contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.