Beguile us in the way you know, poet Robert Frost
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Arise, my love, let us try to set these ashes on fire again!
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.