Brigands demand your money or your life women require both.
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.
A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind in his understanding, which is the worst blindness of all, believes he sees as the best, and scorns...
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
I do not mind lying but I hate inaccuracy.
Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
What runs through a person like water through a sieve.
We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to them.
There is one thing certain namely that we can have nothing certain therefore it is not certain that we can have nothing certain.
It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the dogma or want of dogma that the danger lies.
Every one should keep a mental wastepaper basket and the older he grows the more things he will consign to it-torn up to irrecoverable tatters.
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
It has been said that although God cannot alter the past, historians can --it is perhaps because they can be useful to Him in this respect that He tolerates their existence.
The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.