The cat door clacked and the cat came in from the kitchen. When he saw Jillian he growled, deep and warlike. I said, Beat it.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Many people say I'm the best women's soccer player in the world. I don't think so. And because of that, someday I just might be.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
There are times when solitude is better than society, and silence is wiser than speech. We should be better Christians if we were more alone, waiting upon God, and gathering through meditation on His...
Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.
Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people.
Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.