Correct or not, he felt himself to be a useless pensioner, an impotent object of charity.
Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along.
Captain, that’s not your style; you don’t want to make money, you simply want to have money—in order to spend it.
But in writing your constitution let me invite attention the wonderful virtues of the negative! Accentuate the negative! Let your document be studded with things the government is forever forbidden to...
Ben m’boy, Jubal said gently, as a reporter you are hard-working and sometimes readable.
Becky Vesey always gave good advice and she gave it with great conviction because she always believed it.
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
All revelations are personal, that's why all revelations are suspect.
All men must die, it was their single common heritage. But a book need never die and should not be killed; books were the immortal part of man.
To the everlasting glory of the infantry, shines the name, shines the name of Rodger Young!
The ways of God and government and girls are all mysterious, and it is not given to mortal man to understand them.
Have time to take out your soul and look at it.
Youse guys think this deleted outfit is a blankety-blank nursery. Well, it ain’t! See? —Remark attributed to a Hellenic corporal before the walls of Troy, 1194 B.C.
You evaded my question. Then perhaps you had better assume that I intended to evade it.
When it don’t rain, the roof don’t leak; when it rains, I can’t fix it nohow.
They want to use him, make him geek.
There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.
The worst that can possibly have happened to him is death and that we are all in for---if not this morning, then in days, or weeks, or years at most.
The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.
The sort of guardian you can hire is worth about as much as the sort of wife you can buy.