“ I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you. Rick Riordan
“ I imagined loading the God of the Sea into a taxi and taking him to the Upper East Side. Rick Riordan
“ I figure the universe is basically like a machine. I don't know who made it, if it was the Fates, or the gods, or capital-G God, or whatever. But it chugs along the way it's supposed to most of the ti… Rick Riordan
“ I don't care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!Meatloaf sandwiches are good! But this is a half-blood scent, I swear. They are on board… Rick Riordan
“ I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like tha… Rick Riordan
“ I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu’s lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies.Dude. I sat up groggily. Not cool.But he gave you a lovely hairdo, Sadie said.… Rick Riordan
“ How did you decide when someone was irretrievably lost—when they were so evil or toxic or just plain set in their ways that you had to face the fact they were never going to change? How long could you… Rick Riordan
“ Hey, for a scythe, cookies, and a chance to commit murder, Kronos could hide his true feelings. Rick Riordan
“ Hey! said the guy in the video. Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is Leo. I'm the... He looked off screen and yelled: What's my title? Am I like admiral, or captain, or-A… Rick Riordan
“ He faced us. You hear that, guys? A batch of cookies is depending on me. If you get me killed on the way to camp, I am going be ticked off. Rick Riordan
“ Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset. Rick Riordan
“ Great, Percy said. Seven of us against Hercules.And a satyr! Hedge added. We can take him. Rick Riordan
“ For thousands of years, you humans have been throwing in everything as you come across--hopes, dreams, wishes that never came true. Irresponsible waste management, if you ask me. Rick Riordan
“ Fish gathered to look at us - a school of baracudas, some curious marines. SCRAM! I told them. They swam off, but I could tell they went reluctantly. I swear I understood their intencions. They were a… Rick Riordan
“ Entertain me, heroes of Olympus. Give me a reason to do more.Bacchus to Percy and Jason Rick Riordan
“ Eating next to a twenty-foot-long crocodile took some getting used to, but Philip was well trained. He only ate bacon, stray waterfowl, and the occasional invading monster. Rick Riordan
