Hey, for a scythe, cookies, and a chance to commit murder, Kronos could hide his true feelings.
Hey! I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. Hey, stupid! Ground beef!
Hello! The girl in the blood-red dress beamed at Leo. Are you Dionysus?There was only one answer to that.Yes! Leo yelped. Absolutely. I am Dionysus.
Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I Have No Idea Who That Is)
He was the class clown, the court jester, because he'd learn early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren't scared, you usually didn't get beat up. Even the baddest gangster kids would tole...
He was proud of his hometown goddess, even if he hadn't found his one true pairing (OTP) yet.
He warned me the greediest wishes cause the greatest sorrows.
He uncovered the boat, his hands working the knots like he'd been doing it his whole life. Under the tarp was an old steel rowboat with no oars. The boat had been painted dark blue at one point, but t...
He faced us. You hear that, guys? A batch of cookies is depending on me. If you get me killed on the way to camp, I am going be ticked off.
He [Nico] regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. 'If the others found out-''If the others found out,' Jason said, 'You'd have that many more people to back you up, and to unleash the fury of the...
Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up!
Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset.
Great, Percy said. Seven of us against Hercules.And a satyr! Hedge added. We can take him.
Gods know about fading. They know about being forgotten over centuries. The idea of ceasing to exist altogether terrifies us. In fact- well, Zeus would not like me sharing this information, and if you...
G.I. Joe boxers!’ Apollo screamed. ‘OH—oh, I can’t even... HAHAHAHAHA!’ ‘Aphrodite,’ Athena giggled. ‘You look simply lovely.’ The gods couldn't stop laughing. Soon they were rolling on the floor, wip...
For thousands of years, you humans have been throwing in everything as you come across--hopes, dreams, wishes that never came true. Irresponsible waste management, if you ask me.
Even strength has to bow down to wisdom sometimes.
Eating next to a twenty-foot-long crocodile took some getting used to, but Philip was well trained. He only ate bacon, stray waterfowl, and the occasional invading monster.
Earthshaker, Stormbreaker, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God
Don't underestimate Camp Half-Blood.