I whistled. You have evil thoughts for a goat.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
Today is a beautiful day. Thank you!
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
I am wealth, prosperity, and abundance. God multiplies this and I give thanks I AM receiving more and more money everyday.