Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.
People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children.
Myrnin: Have we been introduced?Frank: Probably not. Why, you asking me out, sweetheart?Myrnin: You’re not my type, darling.
Myrnin was heading for Kim when she picked up a crossbow lying on a table nearby and shot him pointblank in the chest.He staggered backward, muttered, Not
Myrnin to Claire: If anyone comes to bite you while I'm gone - well, try not to attract attention. Die quietly.
Monica looked even more confused. Nobody ever turned down being part of the queenbee's inner circle. After that second of vulnerability, though, her face hardened. Don't diss me,Danvers. I'm warning y...
It's only a hunting spider, it won't hurt you. -MyrninSo not the point! -ClaireOh, pish. It's just another living creature. Nothing to be frightened of, if handled properly. I think I'll call him Bob....
I must acquire my own information, build my own knowledge, and, through experience, transform it to the treasured gold of wisdom.
I heard this girl worked for Bishop,' said one of the guys, who had a tire iron resting on his shoulder. 'Carrying around his death warrants. Like one of those Nazi collaborators.' 'You heard wrong,'...
He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.
Go to hell and take that with you! She shouted it right in Amelie’s face. Evewas an exotic blaze of color against Amelie’s white fury.And then she slapped the Founder in the face.
Excuse me? You're a lady?I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing the subject.
Bouncing in hoppy little circles like a demented Goth bunny.
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle.You're going, too?Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?No, I was just thinking you're a little, uh, recog...
As she was working out the calculations in her head, she forgot to really worry about all the physical things that were getting in the way--the balancing of the bow, the aiming, the fear she wasn't go...
And before you ask, no, you're not driving, Myrnin. I remember the last time.''That accident was not my fault.''You were the only one on the road, and the mailbox actually didn't leap out in front of...
Ah, Morganville. Where dressing to hide bloodstains was just good daily planning.
I lifted one foot from the brackish water, and the bunny slippers were soaked and drooped pathetically. Even the fangs seemed robbed of any charm.Don't worry, I told it. Someone will pay for your suff...
I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision. Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.
I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.