Unless you want to hang a This Vein for Rent sign around your neck, move already!
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
A homely face does not guarantee a homely character. Appearance is the body, character is the spirit, and the soul bears the most vital qualities.
The richest man is he who lives simply but has an abundance of love and kindness to give away.
This is a day of celebration!Today, we are divorcing the pastand marrying the present.Dance,and you will find Godin every room.Today, we are divorcing resentmentand marrying forgiveness.Sing,and God w...
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Not being happy really is my fear.
Sow good seeds for a good yield.
My belief is that communication is the best way to create strong relationships.