Pete Hautman Quotes

He had to keep moving. It didn’t matter in which direction.

Emily did not want to believe in ghosts. But she kept seeing them. She had been seeing them ever since she could remember.

You ever watch a football game and get totally into it? Why? It's not a real battle. It's just a game somebody made up. So how can you take it seriously? Or, you ever see a movie that made your heart...

Destiny? My destiny is what I make of it!

He's a guy. He has built in testosterone issues.

Is that my ears ringing, or am I screaming?I am burning and I am blind and I can’t find the stairs and I do not know how to get out of Madham.

I know that the World is a terrible place, filled with wild animals and evil men and wicked woman.

Dear Miz Fitz,My boyfriend is superhot so a lot of girls think up reasons to talk to him. It drives me......Out of my MindMiz Fitz sez:Maybe he is too hot for you. Send me his photo, name, and phone n...

People in groups are like sheep. Like, when your very best friend is surrounded by other people, she cares more about what everybody else thinks that she cares about you. The more people there are, th...

I don’t even know what the word strange means anymore... that’s really strange.

I didn't know what to say, but one thing was for sure: The Bank of Ted was closed.

We sit on the floor in front of his oscillating fan and talk sci-fi, and I am thinking how strange this is that I should be sitting peacefully with Henry Stagg in his bedroom when only a week or so ag...

He's kinda shy. Maybe I should ask him out.I think it's more traditional for you to trick him into asking you out. That way he feels more manly.

Guys have four personalities: the one they use with their parents, the one they use around other adults, the one they use for talking to girls, and the one they use for hanging with their friends. Lea...

Miz Fitz,If my boyfriend would just once say I'm sorry, I was wrong, I think I would die and go to heaven.-Hellbound, a LassMiz Fitz sez:You should wish for something realistic, like world peace.

The first step to success it's to imagine it

We were defined by what we did. What we had to do.I think this is why guys like football, and why they join the army, because as long as you are playing the game or following orders you do not have to...

For example, if she joined the book club — there was always a book club — and hung out with them, her choice of guys would be limited to the dark and moody Chuck Palahniuk/Kurt Vonnegut/Life-Sucks-and...