The saddest task for the ironist is having to tell the listener that it's a joke, because of course it is never a joke.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
I became an artist because I wanted to be an active participant in the conversation about art.
Colors are what trick the mind and our imaginations into buying things.
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
Glory of the world makes life meaningless. Glory of God fulfills it.
Even now I remember those pictures, like pictures in a storybook one loved as a child. Radiant meadows, mountains vaporous in the trembling distance; leaves ankle-deep on a gusty autumn road; bonfires...
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.