Sto facendo studi a dimostrazione che il vino rosso è davvero la panacea per tutti i mali
Satyajit
Maybe morons can’t become brain surgeons, but a genius can be either a cardiologist or a postal clerk. Or a bus driver. A bus driver who made some fucked-up choices.
Look, dude, you've sampled your life, mixed those sounds with a funk precedent, and established a sixteen-bar system of government for the entire rhythm nation. Set the Dj up as the executive, the leg...
Like Nazis at a Ku Klux Klan rally, they were comfortable ideologically, but not in terms of corporate culture.
If Jean Valjean had me representing him, he likes to say, then Les Misérables would’ve only been six pages long. Dismissed—Loaf of Bread Pilfery.
I think about my own silence. Silence can be either protest or consent, but most times it’s fear. I guess that’s why I’m so quiet and such a good whisperer,
I sit in a thickly padded chair that, much like this country, isn’t quite as comfortable as it looks.
I stared in awe at the Lincoln Memorial. If Honest Abe had come to life and somehow managed to lift his bony twenty-three-foot, four-inch frame from his throne, what would he say? What would he do? Wo...
This whole city’s a Freudian slip of the tongue, a concrete hard-on for America’s deeds and misdeeds. Slavery? Manifest Destiny? Laverne & Shirley? Standing by idly while Germany tried to kill every J...
No one has, because even in this middle age, he's sensitive, and if you say the wrong thing, he'll show the world just how sensitive he is by crying at your funeral.
Money talks, bullshit walks … Pecunia sermo, somnium ambulo.
Listing hard to the right like a drunken seaman with an inner ear infection.
Your daddy doesn't know his assonance from his elegy! And he calls himself a poet.
Semper Fi, Semper Funky
Perspicacity.
But anyone who’d ever been to Tito’s Tacos and tasted a warm cupful of the greasy, creamy, refried frijole slop covered in a solid half-inch of melted cheddar cheese knew the bean had already reached...
The reason they don’t permit cameras has nothing to do with maintaining decorum and dignity. It’s to protect the country from seeing what’s underneath Plymouth Rock. Because the Supreme Court is where...
A small sub-Saharan African nation like Detroit.
Motherfuckers from Harvard to Harlem respect the Pew Research Center, and hearing this, the concerned patrons turned around in their squeaky plastic seats as best they could, given that donut shop swi...