We may have reached the point where cosmetics has replaced ideology as the field of expertise over which a politician must have competent control.
True love is not a hide and seek game: in true love, both lovers seek each other.
...I fell asleep and had a dream that a king was liquidated by a group of kind faces...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Put down your stones. Why are you breaking the window when God has left the door wide open? If you are afraid, lover, follow me. I will guide the way.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
I want to put a ding in the universe.