Old age ain’t no place for sissies, actress Bette Davis
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Just because your heart is beating, doesn't mean you're alive.
Traces of the same spiritual concepts and symbolism that enlighten the Egyptian texts are found all around the world among cultures that we can be certain were never in direct contact. Straightforward...
Many people say I'm the best women's soccer player in the world. I don't think so. And because of that, someday I just might be.
They took one look at me,And hated my black face.They took one look at me,And decided on my fate.They took one look at me,And forced an unknown fear.They took one look at me,And caused the shed of tea...
Self-talk reflects your innermost feelings.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.