On the first day of the end of the world, Michelle got out of bed, walked into the kitchen, and smacked some roaches
If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.
Don't be in temper, to leave so quickly, that I may be dying. But all too soon, the leaves and debris will gather elsewhere.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
You can't always expect people to apply your wisdom when they didn't use wisdom before they found themselves knee deep in their version of justice.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
When God is ready for you to move, He will make your situation uncomfortable.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
Music shouldn't be just a tune, it should be a touch.
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...