The only possible way to make yogurt taste worse was to put kiwi into it.
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
On the other hand it is possible that human control over the machines may be retained. In that case the average man may have control over certain private machines of his own, such as his car of his pe...
Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
I'm into mellow dates with really good food.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
You haunt my days and dreams.
Don't mistake activity with achievement.