His mother is calling him on the ultrasonic frequency reserved by the government for Jewish mothers in the event of lunch.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Sow good seeds for a good yield.
Education is the best provision for old age.
You cannot change the past, but you can make a difference now
Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.
We've made our decisions, We've taken our choices, What's left, is only a hand-full of emotions.
People lack morals, good moral character is important in every aspect of your life. Honesty and Integrity opens the door. Your character allows others to see you for who you truly are. Make your first...
You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that...