Oh, well. I’ll just tuck it in my subconscious, and it’ll wake me up in the middle of the night, probably.
These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber?
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self.