M.C. Beaton Quote

It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.

Manners and politeness will never become old-fashioned.

Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,...

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

Take the challenge of your life.Reach out to your goals.There is no limit to what you can achieve.

My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.

The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.

My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.

Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.