A floating leaf has more to boast about than a sinking ship.
No job is complete until the selfie is posted.
I can arrogantly brag that the doors I choose in life open wide and grant me unobstructed passage. But the widest doors tend to lead to the worst places.
Much of someone's real character lies in what they don't say about themselves.
They call me, The Sharkalator
When a friend of mine boasted about living in a gated community, I thought he meant Folsom, and I wondered whether he knew Charles Manson.
The maker of the stars would rather die for you than live without you. And that is a fact. So if you need to brag, brag about that.
Some things sound better if they don't come from you.
I am not superior than anybody, don't say i am, else i won't defend you when you get caught.
Even the proud in all their boasting, must fall silent before the wise.
What do the Texans say? All hat, no cattle.