Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex and minus reason.
Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.
Every literary critic believes he will outwit history and have the last word.
Manly men and womanly women are still here but feeling nervous.
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.
I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.
When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion.