He’d died his blond hair purple in honor of his best friend’s wedding, and he wore skinny white jeans, a red shirt, and
For Ben, watching the bad guys blow up buildings and try to shoot down airliners just never got old.
Pulling free.
Picked up sandwiches and chips
She looked around the room and motioned for the waitress to bring her check. Eb waited while she settled her tab.
I can’t wrangle bees. I’m terrified of stinging insects. Literally. I break out in hives. Hives! That’s adorbs, right?
And that point is, it doesn't matter how long you've known somebody. People change. Or you don't really know them as well as you thought you did in the first place.
Tiddled.
The pay was crap. My boss was an idiot. And the final straw was that she wanted me to demonstrate a colon cleanse. On the air. Billy sniggered. Talk about a shitty assignment.
It made perfect sense to me. My whole life I'd gone along with somebody else's plans. Not wanting to rock the boat and put myself first. After all, most of the time I didn't know what my own plans wer...
Everything was in order, although coated in dust, cobwebs and what looked like an entire village of dead bugs. A pegboard held his saws, chisels, hammers, vises and screwdrivers. He’d used old wooden...
Talked to Allie today? Is there
Clawing at my heart all these years.
Whole new level of bullshit, more like, CeeJay said. What a waste of a penis that guy is.
Never trust a man who hollers at the help,
Somehow, I must have given you my dog, Poppy, instead of Shaz. Thanks a lot, Zoey said. This damn dog has been barfing for ten minutes. She barfed all over the car, herself, me, it’s everywhere. It’s...
You know, it’s been my family’s privilege to bury three generations of Nolans. And I knew Wendell from Kiwanis. He was a fine man. You have my condolences.
Roo was a confirmed spinster, devoted birdwatcher and, to the chagrin of many of her relatives, a card-carrying liberal Democrat
Maybe he was. Maybe he had something to smile about these days.
A dowdy, depressed dwarf.