I can’t wrangle bees. I’m terrified of stinging insects. Literally. I break out in hives. Hives! That’s adorbs, right?
He’d died his blond hair purple in honor of his best friend’s wedding, and he wore skinny white jeans, a red shirt, and
For Ben, watching the bad guys blow up buildings and try to shoot down airliners just never got old.
And that point is, it doesn't matter how long you've known somebody. People change. Or you don't really know them as well as you thought you did in the first place.
Pulling free.
The pay was crap. My boss was an idiot. And the final straw was that she wanted me to demonstrate a colon cleanse. On the air. Billy sniggered. Talk about a shitty assignment.
It made perfect sense to me. My whole life I'd gone along with somebody else's plans. Not wanting to rock the boat and put myself first. After all, most of the time I didn't know what my own plans wer...
Talked to Allie today? Is there
Picked up sandwiches and chips
You couldn’t hit the ball with a steam iron today,
Whole new level of bullshit, more like, CeeJay said. What a waste of a penis that guy is.
Never trust a man who hollers at the help,
Everything was in order, although coated in dust, cobwebs and what looked like an entire village of dead bugs. A pegboard held his saws, chisels, hammers, vises and screwdrivers. He’d used old wooden...
Tiddled.
Somehow, I must have given you my dog, Poppy, instead of Shaz. Thanks a lot, Zoey said. This damn dog has been barfing for ten minutes. She barfed all over the car, herself, me, it’s everywhere. It’s...
You know, it’s been my family’s privilege to bury three generations of Nolans. And I knew Wendell from Kiwanis. He was a fine man. You have my condolences.
She was a big ol’ ho, Riley told her brother. She put out more than the Tab machine in the Tri-Delta house.
Roo was a confirmed spinster, devoted birdwatcher and, to the chagrin of many of her relatives, a card-carrying liberal Democrat
Maybe he was. Maybe he had something to smile about these days.
A dowdy, depressed dwarf.