To God—and to him. Most could barely make rent or put food on the
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Four minutes of eye contact brings people closer to each other better than everything else.
I used to wonder if it was God's plan that I should be alone for so much of my life. But I found peace. I found happiness within people and the world.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
It is always healthy to be honest.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.