Please, Lord, answer this one small prayer. Not just for me, but for Cara. Help me play with my child once more before I die. Bring my Cara home.
Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.
Traces of the same spiritual concepts and symbolism that enlighten the Egyptian texts are found all around the world among cultures that we can be certain were never in direct contact. Straightforward...
Nobody but you have to believe in your dreams to make them a reality.
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that...
Handle a book as a bee does a flower, extract its sweetness but do not damage it.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
Arise, my love, let us try to set these ashes on fire again!
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.