There is nothing more onerous than enforced gratitude.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
I would have followed you to hell and back... if only you'd lead me back.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
Nothing amazes me anymore.