Help is what they offer but gratitude is what they want, they roll around in it like cats in the catnip.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
If you want to feel the sunshine, change position!
Readers are the glue that binds the books together.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
Don't mistake activity with achievement.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.