L'amour c'est comme l'alcool, plus on est impuissant et saoul et plus on se croit fort et malin, et sûr de ses droits.
It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.
It is always healthy to be honest.
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
whenever i am in pain,i just think of watching your eye's in rain!
I have had no contact with the Chinese government. I only work with journalists.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlight...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Babies cry at birth because it is the first time they experience separation from love.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.