The host with the most horrible manners. If he invites you, send a sick note. If he insists, take to your bed and die.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self.
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
Options abound world over, Options to choose from and be the best.
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
People look at me and see a calm, cool guy on the sidelines and I want them to know that my Christian faith affects my coaching and everything I do.
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through you. Always be kinder than necessary.