Leo Tolstoy Quote

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...

To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlight...

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Five enemies of peace inhabit with us - avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.

The best fighter is never angry.

If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.

Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.

These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber?