You have a better chance to get pregnant if you keep your knees way up and stay that way as long as you can.
There is no better way to learn how to write than by writing a novel.
Coffee must be ‘hot as hell, black as sin, and sweet as love.
You show up at these meetings to stay sober and you walk out with a fucking education.
When I have a look at my own albums, it strikes me how thin they’d be but for war and rebellion.
WHEN you hit a gay bar in the middle of a weekday afternoon you wonder why they don’t call it something else.
They’ve transformed the weather into some sort of celestial crap game.
Life, I announced, is not a B picture. Well, it ain't no De Mille epic either, boss. Things'll work out, Bernie.
I stood for a moment, letting my ears do the walking, and then I gave the bell a thorough ring and waited thirty thoughtful seconds before ringing it again.And that, let me assure you, is not a waste...
I heard the pitter patter of little old feet.
I find him whelming, personally. Neither overwhelming nor underwhelming but somewhere in the middle.
I dialed it now, and the machine picked up. I listened to a dead man's voice. I hung up, wondering how long it would be before someone unplugged the machine, how long before the telephone company cut...
He patted his breast pocket again, and of course it was still empty, cigarettes hadn’t mysteriously appeared in it since he last checked. He walked over to the desk and shook a cigarette out of the pa...
For my own part, I'd never live with anyone, male of female. I have trouble enough living with myself.
Когда не знаешь, кто твои враги, приходится ненавидеть друзей.
You don’t sleep. You’re thirty-four years old and lost the power to sleep when you were eighteen. Is
Nobody’d believe a story like yours except a dyke who shaves dogs.
It's enough of a strain killing people. I've no time for deer.--Mick Ballou
I settled for a cup of coffee. Only it wasn't coffee. It was a coffee substitute made by grinding up dandelion roots. The idea was that it wouldn't keep you awake, and it's always seemed to me that th...
He’d disposed of her corpse by feeding it to the hogs.