The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. —Groucho Marx
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.
Sometimes it's hard to look at a flower, when your dying inside.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Some people are as angry as they seem to be only because it's the safest place to hide from more pain.
Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.