Voodoo Beer?In honor of Loa and Boa for chasing away death. That was a big snake, wasn’t it?It was a seriously large snake. . . .
Very well. What do you do as a mercenary?I specialize in usurping thrones. They call me the kingmaker. Bragging now?
Ugly on the inside! she'd screamed. I could never love you!She truly hadn't fallen for him.For
Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies. ~Carrow Graie
Those swords are mine! Touch them and I’ll use ‘em to slice off your nut sack! For a coin purse!
This morning Jackson had told Matthew, You mention death one more time, and Ill knock you into next week. ?Already been there, Matthew had answered.
This game is a hell we’ve all been damned into. It’s designed to madden us. The most intelligent Arcana ever to play is called the Fool. The one who least wanted to kill was named Death. And you, Empr...
The right place at the right time never comes to people standing still. —CHLOE TODD, A.K.A. BABY T-REX, OLYMPIC HOPEFUL, UNWITTING IMMORTAL
The hour grows late.Late? So? Do you have to be on Ash Campus early tomorrow? At the University of Nothing Matters?
The greatest thing about having power is the mere having of power. Use the latter well, and you'll never have to use the former.Morgana, Queen of the Sorceri
The Empress doesn’t get collared, or caged, or tortured.
Should I have held them down and poured boiling water over them until they talked? Really, I’d like your expert advice.Of course not. You would use boiling oil.
Ship, lady. This here’s a ship, he said defensively, as if she’d told him, Your penis: I find it minuscule.
She pressed a single soft kiss over his heart, having no idea he’d just given it to her.
People think happiness will simply fall into their laps. You have to aspire to it. And sometimes you have to seize it when it’s kicking and screaming.
Outside, I muttered, 'Let us set you up?' I already cleaned you out of PowerBars, bitch
Or she could command him to repeatedly stab himself in the dick. Then she’d run away as fast as she could manage—seeing as she would be laughing really hard.
Natalya's lips quirked. You're glowing like a Lite-Brite.Shut it, fairy.
My relationship with Jackson had felt fated. Whatever I had with Aric felt . . . endless.
Mortal, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in all my years, it’s this: lies are curses you place on yourself.