Nïx lay on her side, bending her elbow to casually prop her head in her hand. With a sigh she said, Bowen, I took you on as my pet project because I like to ogle you. Due to your rowr factor.
Now, why don’t you shove in a manpon and tug up your manties
Now, hush. We do best when we doan talk.
Nix and Lothaire:When the collar dropped to the ground, Lothaire rolled his head on his neck. But instead of disappearing immediately, he traced to stand mere feet from Nïx.A towering vampire with ski...
Natalya's lips quirked. You're glowing like a Lite-Brite.Shut it, fairy.
My mom could be really fierce. A regular Frau Badass.
My advice. She pressed her fingers to her chest. But didn’t you recently say that I was a ‘mad creature’ who was ‘soft in the head’? Sniff, sniff, Rydstrom. Sniff, sniff. I was so crushed that I ate a...
Look it Gollum, if you spring me, I’ll help you find your Precious.--Regin
I’m no expert with females—the othersrolled their eyes at that—but I believe an attempted decapitation communicates theneed for some space.
It’s not if you castrate an entire Roman legion, it’s if they believe you did. Perception is everything.
It figures—it’s always either the butler or the resurrected mate.
If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, you must talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.
I'd wear his corsage to an orgy, any day!
I think the words you’re searching for are ‘Thank you, oh great and wonderful sorceress.’ He narrowed his eyes. You saved me from falling now. If only you’d shown me the same consideration when I was...
I take no actions that I wouldn’t publicly recount. If you can’t speak your deeds, then don’t do them.
I didn’t steal it—I swear! Oh, as if things never fall into your pocket!
Human orgasm, firecracker. Vampire orgasm, blast.
How the hell do you call Russia from Greece? It’s like trying to figure out rela-fucking-tivity. And still, I gave it several shots. Of Ouzo. Seriously, you have no idea how much your situation is aff...
Hey Lucia, Pay up, suckah, Emma got dental with some dude.
He clenched his jaw and forced himself to even his tone. No' necessarily. It's just that you'll be doing it three or four times a day.With a man of your advanced years?