There is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.
When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Colors are what trick the mind and our imaginations into buying things.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
By far the greatest danger of Artificial Intelligence is that people conclude too early that they understand it.
Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Forgiveness requires a sense that bad behaviour is a sign of suffering rather than malice.
Capture your youth, while you can.
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.