The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake? Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.
Ability to find the answers is more important than ability to know the answers.
I find no importance in showing others that I am happy; it's not important to me that they know or think that I am happy but what is important to me is that I am happy. I am interested in being happy,...
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
Glory of the world makes life meaningless. Glory of God fulfills it.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Complacency happens almost without notice. Check and renew your heart daily.
Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
Education is the best provision for old age.