What’s that old joke? A friend helps you move; a real friend helps you move a body.
For the grateful, there is no room for disappointment; Each moment offers life.
Take the challenge of your life.Reach out to your goals.There is no limit to what you can achieve.
The best fighter is never angry.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.
Change is inevitable. Progression is a choice. We all move, but are you going to move forward?
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.