If you want that kind of thing, call Nick. His advice is shit, but he really likes to give it.
Before you call yourself a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or any other theology, learn to be human first.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
The benefits of forgiveness are limitless.
Not being happy really is my fear.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
There's more to a person than flesh. Judge others by the sum of their soul and you'll see that beauty is a force of light that radiates from the inside out.