A possum stared at me through the door all night. That’s Bill. Charlie turned on the giant television. He’s my lover.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
Living life without a goal is like sailing the sea without a compass.
Failure to put the relationship on a slower timetable may result in an act that was never intended in the first place. Another important principle is to avoid the circumstances where compromise is lik...
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals separated from law and justice he is the worst.
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.
All shadows of clouds the sun cannot hide like the moon cannot stop oceanic tide;but a hidden star can still be smiling at night's black spell on darkness, beguiling
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.